Welcome to Smart Bobs World!

i am Smart Bob & you are... whoever you are. I work at a very special place in New Mexico.

i am 26 years old at the time of writing this, (2003), & i enjoy soda, video games & science! i also went to harvard for 4 years.

i also run this blog, : Smart Bobs Blog.

i am a scientist UwU

sometimes i dream about cheese

i have a stalker in a dark blue suit thats always carrying around a suitcase, i dont know what he wants from me, & its really creeping me out :(. i have a feeling that he might be a man in black

though this guy has hair, maybe hes a newer model? thats, of course, assuming they are robots. maybe most of the are bald but some of them arent. i could talk about this guys hair all day but lets move on. due to the inherently tedious nature of my job (walking up to a computer, typing a bunch of random numbers, hitting enter, standing up & walking to another computer) i dont have a lot of time to spare (>_<).

next month we will be doing a super cool experiment on weird little mystery crystal, its yellow.

next months test will also take place on my birthday my birthday OwO